I tuned in and out of Fox all day for my daily dose of indoctrination. Today's lesson: The only good Kennedy is a dead Kennedy.

Sure, it took three hours of the No Spine Zone, Hannity Minus Colmes: No Limits and Greta Garbles to get that message through my thick skull, but it was worth the effort.

'Cause now I know whatever the depth achieved, Fox will ever strive for new lows. knowledge can be comforting.

Farewell Ted.